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Funny Pre Birt Quotes & Sayings
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
George Carlin
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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I think Dexter is a man whoa part of himself is very much frozen, or arrested in a place that is pre-memory, pre-conscious, pre-verbal. Something very traumatic happened to him, he doesn't know what that is. And I think on some level he wants to know. He denies his humanity, he describes himself as someone who is without feeling, and yet I think that he maybe suspects - in a way that maybe isn't even conscious yet when we first meet him - that he is in fact a human being. Dexter's a unique killer in that his father saw his dark impulses, shined a light on them, and told Dexter that he saw them, he accepted them, that Dexter is good and that he is worthy of love. And I think that's what enables him to focus his energies in this unique way.
Michael C Hall
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
Roseanne Barr
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So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised.
Emily Mortimer
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We're happy that you were able to come to the wedding despite not having time to RSVP with the self addressed, pre-paid envelope we sent you months ago.
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Today, because of President Obama's courage to my kids can stay on their parents' plan until they are 26. Insurers cannot take you off your policy because you have a pre-existing limit. Because you have hit the existing limit. They will be able to deny you because you have any pre- existing condition. Because of President Obama's leadership, every American will have access to affordable quality health care.
Rahm Emanuel
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Are you a pre-op trans centaur?
Tracy Morgan
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Many Democrats have a pre-9/11 worldview.
Karl Rove
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I always enjoyed myself a lot in pre-school.
Valentino Rossi
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Playing lifts you out of yourself into a delirious place.
Jacqueline Du Pre
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I have the same feeling when I walk in a very beautiful place that I have when I play and it goes right.
Jacqueline Du Pre
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No, I majored in biology, in a pre-med program.
Neil Diamond
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I find it hard to pre-plan every element of everything I do. It's not my thing.
John Malkovich
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Well, my aspirations certainly were not to be in a pre-school show. I mean, it's certainly nothing that I considered; it's nothing I ever thought anyone would ever let me do.
Steve Burns
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11:11 is the pre-encoded trigger and the key to the mysteries of the universe and beyond.
Uri Geller
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I wanted when we began this to have a conversation, the kind that you're able to have, and the only way I knew how to do it was not to have a pre-interview.
James Lipton
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But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state?
Alexander Pope
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I do not believe in terrorism, violence, destruction, murder, pre-emption, or War.
Rosanne Cash
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