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Funny Pretty Selfies Quotes & Sayings
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Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
Phillip Seymour Hoffman
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I wonder if all pretty girls ever get tired of being pretty all the time.
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
Adam Carolla
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You think I'm pretty, Without any make-up on, You think I'm funny, When I tell the puch line wrong, I know you get me, So I'll let my walls come down, down.
Katy Perry
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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They say they're plenty of fish in the sea, but then again I'm a pretty bad fisherman.
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Being pretty inside is enough, compared for those who are pretty outside.
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Pretty girls involved with me, makin' pretty love to me pretty, pity pity.
Frank Ocean
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I'm pretty sure I have a defective iphone 5, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.
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I'm pretty sure the whole ladies first thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
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Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.
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One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.
Bryan White
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At boarding school you had to wear your name across your chest and your back, and obviously I had a pretty funny name. It wasn't Brown or Smith or Hughes.
Diane Cilento
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Every milieu has something ridiculous about it - film-making, the music world, painting - because people who take themselves seriously become funny pretty quickly.
Rebecca Miller
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Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
Garry Shandling
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Like with Parks and Recreation, it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just go in there and have a good time. It's pretty much the easiest job I've ever had.
Aziz Ansari
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I think that came out of watching all those serious movies for all that time. If you watch a movie like Zero Hour, Sterling Hayden is pretty funny, and so are the guys in the cockpit.
David Zucker
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You're right, actually. I am pretty...I'm pretty troubled and I'm pretty confused, but I...And I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I-I think you're the fu..ing Antichrist.
Donnie Darko
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Someone said to me 'You're too pretty to be single.' I said no, I'm to pretty to be lied to, cheated on, and played with.
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