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If you have something stupid to say, please raise your hand and put it firmly over your mouth!
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You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score!
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When I propose to my future wife, I'm going to put a ring in a Pokeball, get down on one knee, and say 'I choose you.'
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It's funny. Some people skinny dip, but I always go upstairs and put a suit on and then I jump in the lake.
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You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
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Leaders in Africa are so corrupt that we are certain if we put dogs in uniforms and put guns on their shoulders, we'd be hard put to distinguish them.
Stokely Carmichael
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I'm not saying she's a slut, but I tried to put her name as my password and it said 'Error: too easy.'
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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I just want to put a banana on the floor run through the house and step on it just to see if ill fall like they do in cartoons.
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So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
Tommy Cooper
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Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.
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People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well, we put out little funny ideas.
Mindy Kaling
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I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.
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If it's your birthday. Then put your hands up. You wanna get drunk? Then put your hands up. And if you got some cash. Then put your hands up. Have your own job. Put your hands up.
R Kelly
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I just lived my life and our band slowly became successful. I never would have wanted to go back in the closet, but it was funny to get put into this 'out lesbian' role. I never thought 'I'm going to go out there and out myself'. I just was who I was and people got to know me.
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You probably don't have a lot of money but if you did would you find it funny. If you lent and you spent it, and you didn't invest or put it in the bank so we can gain some interest.
Devin Tha Dude
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I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
George Carlin
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I've put more thought into my Halloween costume than into my career...
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Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again.
Mark Twain
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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