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Funny Put Toilet Seat Downty Quotes & Sayings
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The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person and a really cool funny kid.
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I don't think I'll ever fully get over losing the city council seat. I don't know how that happened. But it was less than 1 percent out of 50,000 votes. I'd put in six or seven years into changing L.A.
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No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.
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If you want the best seat in the house, move the dog.
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Me and Khalifa, call it dat gush reefer. Good drank dat'll seat ya. Put chu in ah sleeper, louis' on ma beepers buh I see that bread.
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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
Bob Saget
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Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole.
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Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out...
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My nervous breakdown last season, when I was bemoaning the fact that I'll never have time to read all the great books I wanted to read. I was having a freak out. And Charlie said 'Well, if you put a few by the toilet and read one every couple of weeks you'll knock a bunch off.' And I said, 'There's not enough bowel movements left.'
Jon Cryer
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Serling
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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You cannot expect the guy who drove the car into the ditch to navigate it out of the ditch. You have to put a new driver in the seat. I'm not saying the new driver is going to be any better, but we need a new driver. Kerry is the only choice.
John Mellencamp
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If you're sitting in your minivan, playing your computer animated films for your children in the back seat, is it the animation that's entertaining you as you drive and listen? No, it's the storytelling. That's why we put so much importance on story. No amount of great animation will save a bad story.
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You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find some amazing stuff. Everything that was going on Gene put into the series. He just put strange costumes on the actors and painted them funny colours and left the same situation in.
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I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.
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I put as much thought into your Father's Day gift as you put into having me.
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Let's discuss where to put a beach chair instead of where to put a mosque.
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
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