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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
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My favorite outdoor activity is going back to inside.
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....
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It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
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Funny in Michigan you can be a seasonal boyfriend and in the summer you can take off But in the winter you gotta be on lock.
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Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
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What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great.
Paul Feig
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True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
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I hope your summer is just like a little box filled with surprises.
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Here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.
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It's funny because it's funny.
David Spade
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The harder you try to be funny, the less funny you will be.
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So by all means let's have a television show quick and long, even if the commercial has to be delivered by a man in a white coat with a stethoscope hanging around his neck, selling ergot pills. After all the public is entitled to what it wants, isn't it? The Romans knew that and even they lasted four hundred years after they started to putrefy.
Raymond Chandler
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