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Funny Racing Statuscing Status Quotes & Sayings
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I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons of The Sopranos.
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I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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Road racing at the moment because it's still so new to me. I like the fact that they are longer and teamwork is important. I guess the same is true for track, it's just that I have used track this year as a training device to improve my sprinting in road racing.
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Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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