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Funny Rainy Day Statusembly Line Quotes & Sayings
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We have become ninety-nine percent money mad. The method of living at home modestly and within our income, laying a little by systematically for the proverbial rainy day which is due to come, can almost be listed among the lost arts.
George Washington Carver
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Line after line after line after line.... barcode.
Big Sean
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I just hope that I continue to keep a line between my private life and who I play, even if they are closely intertwined, and so I'm careful. I don't even know where my line is, but I know I have a line.
Lena Dunham
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On the day I die, I know where I'm gonna go. Me and Jesus got that part worked out. I'll wait at the gates 'til his face. I see and stand in a long line of sinners like me. I'll stand in a long line of sinners like me.
Eric Church
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On the day I die, I know where I'm gonna go. Me and Jesus got that part worked out. I'll wait at the gates 'til his face. I see and stand in a long line of sinners like me. I'll stand in a long line of sinners like me.
Eric Church
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Taxes are the way the government has of artificially inducing the rainy day everybody has been saving for.
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
Greg Giraldo
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I stood there loving you and wished it all away. And you come away with a great little story of a mess of a dreamer with the nerve to adore you. Oh, what a shame what rainy evening ending to a perfect day. Just walk away no use defending words that you will never say. Now that I'm sitting here thinking it through I've never been anywhere as cold as you.
Taylor Swift
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It's time to rise and shine. Wake up and make the day mine. In this brand new world. I'm at the starting line.
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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Our boys in Iraq are the fu..ing real heroes, putting their lives on the line for their country. There is nothing more heroic than that. There are also day-to-day things you can be heroic or brave doing while looking after your family.
Aaron Johnson
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day...
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day. May songbirds serenade you every step along the way. May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue. And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.
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May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day. May songbirds serenade you every step along the way. May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue. And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.
Irish Blessing
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God keeps tabs of everyone. You's will be first in line come judgement day.
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I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
Mo Rocca
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