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Funny Red Wine Quotes & Sayings
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Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame them! And the harp, and the viol, the tabret, and pipe, and wine, are in their feasts: but they regard not the work of the LORD, neither consider the operation of his hands.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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If I wrote a National Coming Out Day card to give to my parents, it would say, 'Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a lesbian, and so is Aunt Phyllis.'
Sabrina Matthews
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Who needs a boyfriend when cheese/wine/my bed will never leave me/judge me/tell me to stop eating cheese & drinking wine in bed?
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Isn't it funny how red, white and blue represent freedom until its in your rear view mirror...
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Two red blood cells met and fell in love. But alas, it was in vein.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
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Funny you mention my dinner parties when I have just suggested that inviting close friends over to share a meal with candlelight and wine at your table could be a form of religious experience for some people To me it's a form of sacrament.
Sally Quinn
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Red is a colour I've felt very strongly about. Maybe red is a very Indian colour, maybe it's one of those things that I grew up with and recognise at some other level.
Anish Kapoor
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Red and black car on the red chrome skates. Young Juiceman push a burner on my plate.
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Pain... I can't control it anymore, You'll see the red light more and more trapping you in destroying despite by the red light in my eyes.
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Now the restaurants have begun to catch up with the wine-making; there are numerous great restaurants in Napa Valley, and it's wonderful because the people are there for just that: great food and great wine.
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Oh, my luve's like a red, red rose, That's newly sprung in June; Oh, my luve's like the melodie That's sweetly played in tune
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Red rose for Gregory. A special delivery with question signs. From whom I don't know red roses for me, a token of love in secrecy.
Gregory Isaacs
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Roses are red violets are blue if your parents said that you are beautiful they're lying you.
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Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest.
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I approached Red Square three times, trying to find somewhere to land, before discovering a wide bridge nearby. I landed there and taxied into Red Square.
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*Drives up to red light* *Red light immediately turns green* Me: "I am the chosen one?
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