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Funny Retirement Poems Quotes & Sayings
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Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Margaret Mead
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For now I'm building up stories for the retirement home!
Carol Vorderman
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The pain of retirement means loss.
John Murray
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Old teachers never die; they just grade away.
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Have you ever noticed the way you always fall in love with the wrong people. When your chatting with friends and they ask you what your dream guy is like and you reply that he is a little bookish, romantic, he bits you flowers and writes you poems, he's good-looking but not in an obvious way, he talks with you and isn't interested in only one thing, he doesn't look at other girls, he calls each night and you can talk for hours, he likes the same music, food and books. He is perfect. And all your friends are nodding, buyout of the corner of your eye the boy. He is a player, he is smokin hot, he doesn't read, doesn't write poems, can't talk for hours, doesn't believe in flowers, hates your music and is allergic to your favorite foods. And you hate how hopelessly in love you are with him.
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Almost anything is too much. I am trying in my poems to have the reader be the experiencer. I do not want to be there. It is not even a walk we take together.
Mary Oliver
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No poems, no gifts, no words can express how much I love you.
Unknown
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Everyone thinks they're going to write one book of poems or one novel.
Marilyn Hacker
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I'm terrified of switching the computer on because there are so many poems.
Roger McGough
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I've always thought my poems told stories.
Douglas Dunn
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I have also written some poems which have not been collected in a volume.
Grazia Deledda
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'A collected poems' is either a gravestone or a testimonial to survival.
Al Purdy
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Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Malcolm Forbes
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I only work every couple of years. I go into retirement between films.
Paul Hogan
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I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.
Bette Davis
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It's amazing, it doesn't feel like it has been 10 years since retirement.
Gabriela Sabatini
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I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy
Danny McGoorty
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To retire is to begin to die
Pablo Casals
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I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.
Bette Davis
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But you'd have a job to find many of my poems which would seem to be very influenced by a particular person.
Norman MacCaig
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