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Funny Retirement Poems Quotes & Sayings
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He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.
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In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. They're short, they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article.
Caroline Kennedy
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Age-based retirement arbitrarily severs productive persons from their livelihood, squanders their talents, scars their health, strains an already overburdened Social Security system, and drives many elderly people into poverty and despair. Ageism is as odious as racism and s..ism.
Norman Vincent Peale
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I seem to keep returning to my father in poems because his personality was so extreme, so driven. He did everything to excess. I seem to keep returning to my father in poems because his personality was so extreme, so driven. He did everything to excess.
Robert Morgan
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I've enjoyed my retirement.
Darrell Royal
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I like poems that are complex.
Peter Davison
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Poems seem to have a life of their own. They tell you when enough is enough.
Thomas Lynch
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I like poems that are little games
Peter Davison
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Many of my poems are not s..ual.
Thom Gunn
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I like Beethoven, especially the poems.
Ringo Starr
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Americans are not saving enough for retirement.
Tammy Baldwin
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I need to retire from retirement.
Sandra Day O'Connor
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Maybe forced retirement isn't necessary after all.
Ben Stiller
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To retire is to die.
Pablo Casals
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I also write poems, so that is something that I really enjoy.
Billy Sherwood
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No, I don't belong to a retirement community.
Sally Kellerman
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Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Margaret Mead
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Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Margaret Mead
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