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Funny Ron White Quotes & Sayings
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
Ron White
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The next time you have a thought... let it go.
Ron White
18 Likes
If you write something the White House doesn't like, they take you in and say, 'If you ever write something like you did today, nobody from the White House will ever talk to you again,'
Ron Suskind
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Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!
Ron White
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
Ron White
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
Ron White
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I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
Ron White
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I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
Ron White
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People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
Ron White
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
Ron White
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Writing about dead white males seems to be out of favor among academics.
Ron Chernow
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I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
Ron White
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.
Ron White
30 Likes
Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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We should see the leadership from the White House setting dates certain for certain goals of achieving greater alliance on alternative and renewable energy sources, but we are not.
Ron Kind
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I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
Ron White
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
Ron White
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I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
Ron White
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I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.
Ron White
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The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.
Ron White
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