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Funny Sarcastic Facebook Status Statusyrianan Quotes & Sayings
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to...
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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.
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Dr: Are you s..ually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whor...
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It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
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Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire.
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I was using Facebook hashtags before they worked.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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