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Funny Scary Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand - it's fun while you're doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.
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I've realized that instead of posting all my problems on Facebook, its better to find solutions for them on Google.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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Halloween is getting stupid, hardly anyone dresses up as something scary & all the ladies go out looking like sluts. I guess it's the only night of the year they can do this without having their motives questioned.
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Being alone is scary, but not as scary as feeling alone in a relationship.
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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
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Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook.
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It's like why people read scary books or go see scary movies. Because it creates a distance. They're scared, but they're not going to get hurt.
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I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Facebook...... Half Social Network..... Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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