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Funny Senior Citizen Quotes & Sayings
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I'm a very bad citizen. I've never even voted.
Jerry Hall
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I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
Diogenes
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My advice to this years seniors, don't let anyone ruin your year, make it last & have fun because it flys by.
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One of the worst of errors would be the general admission of the proposition that a Government has no right to interfere for any purpose except for that of affording protection.
Nassau William Senior
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Nice one Captain Obvious. You're welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm! Indeed, Comrade Comeback.Thank you, Senior Smartass. Anytime, Dictator d..khead.
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I met my wife in Washington, D.C. I was a senior in college. WW II was about to descend upon us. Jobs were starting to open up after a prolonged depression.
Tom Glazer
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That the powers of labour, and of the other instruments which produce wealth, may be indefinitely increased by using their products as the means of further production.
Nassau William Senior
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The only reason I got into broadcasting was, I needed money to pay for my junior and senior years at college, and they hired me, those fools!
Alex Trebek
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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The function of a citizen and a soldier are inseparable.
Benito Mussolini
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When we assumed the Soldier, we did not lay aside the Citizen.
George Washington
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No U.S. citizen is being kicked off any voter rolls.
Rick Scott
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We care little about what the average citizen thinks.
Tom Metzger
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Every citizen has to figure out what kind of government he or she wants.
Stephen Breyer
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The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open.
Gunter Grass
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I'm tired of being treated like a second-class citizen.
Rosa Parks
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I think it is the responsibility of a citizen of any country to say what he thinks.
Harold Pinter
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I am a citizen, not of Athens or Greece, but of the world
Socrates
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Medicare and Social Security have created the healthiest and most financially secure generation of senior citizens in American history.
Jim Walsh
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I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.
Barry White
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