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Funny Single Fb Status Quotes & Sayings
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I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
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I'm pretty sure the whole ladies first thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
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No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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I'm glad there will be an iPhone that's affordable to the sweatshop workers who make iPhones.
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I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
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Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty s..y and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
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There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That's 6,500 x 1 million. Yeah.
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s.. is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
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Today's a perfect day to belittle our single friends.
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You don't have to worry as much about the oops, I'm pregnant factor when you are sinlge.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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As a single parent who is dating, make your child your priority. Make this known to the person you are dating.
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Working long hours being single helps because your time is yours. Once you have a family your time isn't all yours anymore. Most of the Mac team, we were in our mid-20's, most of us were single, and we were able to essentially devote our lives to it.
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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Being single doesn't mean that you are weak, it means that you are strong enough to wait for what you deserve.
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I'm single because I'm waiting for the right time in the right place with the right person.
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How come when you're single, nobody wants you, but the minute you enter a relationship you're a hot item.
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The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed.
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Being single doesn't always mean you are available, sometimes you have to put a DO NOT DISTURB sign on your heart.
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