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Funny Single Fb Status Quotes & Sayings
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Dear Google: They are only using you to get to me! Sincerely Wikipedia
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You know how they say when you die, your whole life flashes before you? Well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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My cat raps. His name? Wiska lifa.
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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a "son-of-a-bi...."
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How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?
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No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.
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My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.
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Just saw two deaf girls arguing, one said, 'bi... better keep my name out your hands.'
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I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they fu.. up I will just hit them all at once.
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You have at least two addresses memorized; Your own address and P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
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If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
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I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back....Nice ass.
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I believe husbands should be like kleenex soft, strong, and disposable.
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.
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Its hard growing up without a father, but its easy when you have a fantastic mother who plays both roles.
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I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.
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Single doesn't have to mean lonely. Single simply means, I'm resting my heart until it's ready to love again.
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Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease.
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