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Funny Soul Mate And Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Then do we still need our soul mate? Oh, yes, I say, because this is the bed through which the river of our life flows from another transcendental reality, this is the infinite on which the horizon of our heart rests in other dreams or transcendental realities.
Sorin Cerin
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I used to keep my college room mate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks.
Joan Welsh
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It is well within the order of things that man should listen when his mate sings; but the true male never yet walked who liked to listen when his mate talked. It is well within the order of things that man should listen when his mate sings; but the true male never yet walked who liked to listen when his mate talked.
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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For all you care to know, your Soul mate may be browsing your Facebook profile, stealing your smiles and praying to God that he/she would be given a chance to prove to you that not every guys/ladies are not trustworthy!!
Kemmy Nola
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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Throughout life you will meet one person who is unlike any other. This person is one you could forever talk to. They understand you in a way that no one else does or ever could. This person is your soul mate, your best friend. Don't ever let them go, for they're your guardian angel sent from heaven above.
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
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