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Funny Status For Carrying Bags Quotes & Sayings
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'Lehme gedda uh' = I would like to order something from your fine establishment, but I have to make up my mind first.
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Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money!
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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
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I hate when I'm wearing my Apple Bottom jeans and I can't find my boots with the furrrr.
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You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fu..ing blue.
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Good choice putting $4,000 rims on your 1998 Honda Civic. That's like Betty White going out and getting her tits done.
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Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
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When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
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When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??
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Sure I may be weird and different but at least I'm not one of those dime a dozen douche bags.
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Sho.. you got it got it. Bags you got it got it. Cars you got it got it. M-M-Money you got it got it.
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Gotta ask the cash come with bags you should see your eyes.
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Theres one thing I dont like about backpacking bags...they look so huge!
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If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics.'
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No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles...
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Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money?! This number is no longer in service...
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They should make a reality TV show called, 'Jersey Shore meets Shark Week.'
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
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I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
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