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Funny Status On Men Quotes & Sayings
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You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job.
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Men use love to get s... Women use s.. to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...
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Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!
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Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
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Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons of The Sopranos.
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I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can't see the sense in violence, they must be passive creatures. It's just not true. In one important way, at least, men are the passive s... Given a choice, they will always opt for the status q
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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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