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Funny Status On Men Quotes & Sayings
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I wish I could illegally download clothes...
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Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you!
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Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
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No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.
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Everything is made in China. Except for babies. They are made in VaChina.
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Don't treat someone like an iphone if they treat you like a blackberry.
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I don't make typos. I make new words.
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I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.
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Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple.
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Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people Happy Birthday, ever.
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Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
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They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.
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The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
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If a profile picture has two ppl in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
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Sisters always want back after giving, they never give and leave.
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