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You cant put a price tag on love. But if you could, Id wait for it to go on sale
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Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection!
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I think, at 19, I was very grown-up in certain ways and extremely not so in others. If I had come on to a movie set at that age and someone had said, 'You're a bit funny-looking, can you go on a diet?' I might have jumped off a building. I just didn't have the confidence to put that into perspective at the time.
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