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Funny Stuff About Guys Quotes & Sayings
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Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.
Unknown
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I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work.
Eugene Levy
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Men are like...Mini Skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Unknown
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He said to Jacob, "Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I'm exhausted."
Genesis 25:30
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It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots, I want to plant stuff.
Melissa McCarthy
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Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to Go straight. haha
Will Ferrell
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I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
David Zucker
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Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. Thats when guys get all TBS around you because we think its very funny.
Dane Cook
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It's funny how guys treat you like a princess when they're chasing after you, But when they get you they don't put as much effort anymore.
Unknown
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Guys are like yellow Starbursts, they look good from the outside but when you get a little deeper, they make you want to throw up.
Unknown
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I have a girlfriend and she hasn't minded, ...She thinks it's funny I have to sing about that stuff.
Patrick Stump
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I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned.
Michael Bay
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A man in Arizona was arrested for stuffing snakes down his pants at a pet store. The good news is when he got to prison ten guys offered to stuff more snakes down his pants.
Jimmy Fallon
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There was one time where it got really crazy with Miley and the paparazzi, and I wasn't there. The next day, I found every single one of those guys and said, 'Guys, this is man-to-man; put your cameras down, and let me talk to you.' We sat underneath a shaded tree, and I said, 'Look, my little girl is 15, and you guys scared her to death. Get yourselves together!' They apologized, and it's been different ever since.
Billy Ray Cyrus
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When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
Unknown
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Men are like...Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Unknown
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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Steven Wright
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I used to always read my stuff. And I could never understand why artists would say, 'Oh, I can't read my older stuff.' I'd go, 'Are you crazy? I could read my stuff forever!' Now it's a little harder.
Jaime Hernandez
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You can't get a good crew and a good sound system, and a good light system if you do a small tour. If you want the best, those guys want a commitment of about 4 to 6 months. And I'd want the best people and the best stuff.
Bob Seger
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We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.
Brendon Urie
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