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Funny Thursday Jokes Funny T Quotes & Sayings
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
Victoria Wood
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
Billy Connolly
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
Amit Verma
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Winston Spear
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I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown.
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
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