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Funny Twitter Bioty Days Quotes & Sayings
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My eating habits are so bipolar; like some days I'll eat nothing at all, other days I have about 500 cals, then other days I stuff my face...
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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
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Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.
Billy Bob Thornton
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These are not dark days: these are great days - the greatest days our country has ever lived.
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Most days of the year are unremarkable. They begin and they end with no lasting memory made in between. Most days have no impact on the course of a life.
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If you're funny; if theres something that makes you laugh, then every days going to be OK.
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Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.
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Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
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Facebook makes you hate people you actually know. Twitter makes you love people you've never met.
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Some days are bad. Some days are good. All days God is great.
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People think taking advantage of someone is a funny thing to do these days. Well, it's not.
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The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.
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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
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Say, Eddie. That sure was a funny dance you did for the weasels. Do you think your days of being a sourpuss are over?
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I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
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The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.
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I threw away my phone I thought that you should know I'd throw away my home If I had somewhere to go Anything to stop The circle in my brain Anything is better than you Making me feel lame 28 days to kick the habit 28 days to let you go 28 days and I'll be on my own All my life I've been sorry for something Something gets me nothing and nothings such a waste All this time I've been sayin I'm sorry But why should I be sorry for all of your mistakes Why should I be sorry I've had enough of you Please forget my name I'm runnin around on empty Still tryin to get away Anything to kill The consciousness of you Anything to end myself Before the thought of you 28 days to kick the habit 28 days to let you go 28 days and I'll be on my own All my life I've been sorry for something Something gets me nothing and nothings such a waste All this time I've been sayin I'm sorry But why should I be sorry for all of your mistakes Now you'll know what it feels like to bite your tongue Now you'll kno
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