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I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.
Olivia Munn
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I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
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Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.
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Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.
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A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
Hussein Nishah
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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They say REVENGE is a dish best served cold. They also say REVENGE is sweet. This means, basically REVENGE is ICE-CREAM.
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
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