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Funny Weekend Lines Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Weekend Lines" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Let's plan a weekend getaway alone in our apartments on our computers.
Unknown
21 Likes
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We, some cast members and I, even went on a weekend trip together and spent the weekend at an inn, because we enjoy each other's company so much, and it was so cool.
Victor Garber
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Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
SA Sachs
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Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
Joseph Addison
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I feel like when I was 13 and I had to go to Bar Mitzvahs every weekend, and this is like the same feeling. I put on a suit every weekend to go and meet with a lot of Jews.
Jesse Eisenberg
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Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend.
Rebecca Black
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I can't wait for the weekend so I can sit at home and wish I had something better to do.
Unknown
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I pray this weekend lasts forever.
Unknown
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Thank God the weekend is here, PARTY TIME!
Unknown
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There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Rod Schmidt
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A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.
Unknown
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why wait for the weekend to have fun?
Loesje
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Two days is not enough time for a weekend.
Unknown
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson
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I drink on Sunday to forget that tomorrow is Monday.
Unknown
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I will be solemnly honoring our military this weekend because no one invited me anywhere fun.
Unknown
6 Likes
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The only high-tech, battery-powered superhero I'm interested in this weekend is the one in my nightstand.
Unknown
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This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.
Unknown
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
Dan Castellaneta
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