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Funny Weekend Lines Quotes & Sayings
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The only Happy END that I know it's the weekEND!
Unknown
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Homos..uality may be proscribed in the Old Testament, but it's not in the New, because I believe that Jesus was more tolerant. 'I'm bringing the water to Steve and Gary's wedding this weekend. Although I probably shouldn't turn it into a house wine: those guys know the difference.'
Judy Brown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
Ogden Nash
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I went across the fields to avoid the straight highways, along the firing lines where people were shooting at a small wooded hill, which is now covered with wooden crosses and lines of graves instead of spring flowers.
Max Beckmann
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Baby is that a phone in your back pocket? Because dat a.. is calling me.
Unknown
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Unknown
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Pick up lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause Ive fallen for you and cant get up.
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I look at going to Hollywood as going behind enemy lines. You parachute in, set up the explosion, then fly out before it goes off.
Robert Redford
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This Memorial Day weekend, it is important to remember those who lost their battle to be swimsuit-ready by summer.
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Let's spend Memorial Day weekend celebrating the fact that Osama Bin Laden is still dead.
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Let's spend Memorial Day weekend damaging our bodies enough to ensure the military never wants us.
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I'm impressed you found something even gayer than the Gay Pride Parade to do this weekend.
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
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- I've been thinking Hobbes -- - On a weekend? - Well, it wasn't on purpose...
Calvin & Hobbes
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Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
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Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles.
Jane Fonda
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Acting is probably the greatest therapy in the world. You can get a lot stuff out of you on the set so you don't have to take it home with you at night. It's the stuff between the lines, the empty space between those lines which is interesting.
Robert Carlyle
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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, please take them off.
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Does this rag smell like chloro.... to you?
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