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Funny Weekend Lines Quotes & Sayings
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Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
Marilyn Vos Savant
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an a.. out of myself.
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Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
Zenna Scha
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That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches.
Robert Escalante
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The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fu..ing ferrari.
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Thank God it's Friday, because the weekend has landed and it's time to forget about work and tear it up!
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The only fun part of being single is how much fun married people mistakenly assume I'm having every weekend.
Unknown
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Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.
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I'm excited for the plans I made this weekend that I'm going to break once I remember I don't like having plans.
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Pick up lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
Kate Upton
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
Unknown
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There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.
Arnot Sheppard
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Everybodys lookin forward to the weekend, weekend. Friday, Friday!
Rebecca Black
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It's Friday! I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
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There were lines on the mirror, lines on her face. They pretended not to notice, they were caught up in the race.
The Eagles
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Ahhh Friday...my second favorite F word!
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Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts.
Unknown
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They do the soaps differently in Mexico. You just have to know the storyline and not memorize the lines. There would be someone feeding you lines while you were performing.
Erik Estrada
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It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft.
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