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The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
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Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food.
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Status anxiety definitely exists at a political level. Many Iraqis were annoyed with the US essentially for reasons of status: for not showing them respect, for humiliating them.
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My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.'
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Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
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Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate? If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it.
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I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.
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I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room...
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Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status.
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Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm hilarious.
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Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status.
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Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.
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Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals.
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Do you want a tampon with that status? You moody bi....
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In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.'
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Posting lyrics on your status hoping that one person will read them and take the hint...
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I really hope that Jessica Biel names her first child 'Batmo.'
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When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong.
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