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I wonder if Jesus will make a special appearance on The Walking Dead this Sunday.
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I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday
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Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.
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My vanity is not dead. I laugh when I see pictures of myself as I am now-maybe so I won't cry, but just because it is really funny how much I've changed.
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He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.
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The only completely consistent people are the dead.
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I like to pretend that everythings alright because when everybody else thinks youre fine, sometimes you forget for awhile that youre not.
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Its so unfair. In my dreams youre mine, in my life youre a dream.
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Do what you love, Go where youre admired, not where youre tolerated. Be what you want to be not what others want you to be.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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Cuz I cant breathe when you talk to me. I cant breathe when youre touching me. I suffocate when youre away from me. So much love you take from me. Im going outta my mind.
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I went to the Strasberg Institute and then quit that again. Because every few years, I would have this realization, 'No youre not doing this! This is not what youre supposed to be doing!' I didnt know that I was supposed to be doing what Im doing now.
Callie Khouri
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I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat. I've always sold out, so who's saying it's all over?
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Theres that moment where you come off the stage for the first time and youre sitting alone backstage in your thong, sweating, basically coming out of a trance, thinking, What did I just do? Its like waking up out of a blackout covered in blood. Youre like, What just happened? Can I go to jail for this?
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As long as youre being true to yourself no matter what kind of music youre playing it will connect.
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You took a song that everyone knows and made a cool alternative version. Youre ready. Youre ready.
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I cried myself to sleep last night because of you. The next day you apologized. Thats funny that you think youre automatically worth my time again. Ha, guess not.
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Im really critical of my posture, it makes a big difference. And I try to suck my belly in. Everyone should do that whether youre on a red carpet or not. Even if youre just going out to dinner with your boyfriend you should try and suck it in.
Katy Perry
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A nice Jewish man rising from the dead seems less miraculous than finding one I can date.
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Best friends are those who, when you show up at their door with a dead body, say nothing, grab a shovel, and follow you.
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
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