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Funny Wife To Quotes & Sayings
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He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.
Benjamin Franklin
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I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter
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Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
Zig Ziglar
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My wife and two children traveled with me on locations all last season.
Martin Milner
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If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag.
Zig Ziglar
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A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
Walter Bagehot
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To be sure a stepmother to a girl is a different thing to a second wife to a man!
Elizabeth Gaskell
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Men generally are afraid of a wife who has more understanding than themselves.
Samuel Richardson
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I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?
Max Schmeling
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Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.
William Goldman
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You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife.
Tony Blair
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I met my wife, Doreen, who was a dancer in the show.
Ernie Wise
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For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one.
Hesiod
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I'd much rather be famous for being a fabulous bi... than being, She does that nice wife really well.
Christine Baranski
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My wife wants s.. in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Dear Future Wife, the only prayer I ask of GOD...Is to hold you when I'm not around.
Unknown
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I'm leaving because I want to spend more time with my wife in Chicago.
Bill Lipinski
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My wife and children seem to like me quite a bit, and as long as that is true, I'm really OK.
Brian Williams
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Stay safe; sleep with a soldier.
Unknown
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
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