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Funny Women Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile...
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It is impossible to conceive how different things would have turned out if that birth had not happened whenever, wherever, however it didfor millions of people who have lived since, the birth of Jesus made possible not just a new way of understanding life but a new way of living it. It is a truth that, for twenty centuries, there have been untold numbers of men and women who, in untold numbers of ways, have been so grasped by the child who was born, so caught up in the message he taught and the life he lived, that they have found themselves profoundly changed by their relationship with him.
Frederick Buechner
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Babysitting your child is all the birth control I need.
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Here's to my birth marking the last minute you ever had to yourself.
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Hussein Nishah
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Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
Sam Keen
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Women have been giving birth since the beginning of time, but when it happens to you, it feels like a miracle. Henry's truly the most fascinating person I know.
Rachel Weisz
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Elayne Boosler
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
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Women need to band together and change the message about post-birth weight loss expectations. IT TAKES A YEAR or more! AND THAT'S OKAY!
Jenna Fischer
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Chuck Palahniuk
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This is the birth of all hope. To have what I once had. This life unforgiven it will end with a birth.
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
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You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
Norman Mailer
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To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
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Women on their period always ovary act.
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