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I wish we had something better to do at our crappy jobs than check our disappearing 401(k)s which ensures we'll be stuck forever at our crappy jobs.
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Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their companies should foot the bill. We can no longer afford to scrap-pile people.
Mahatma Gandhi
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If someone in a work environment says a racist joke, I'm the kind of person who says, 'I'm sorry, I don't find that funny, and I'd appreciate if you don't tell those kinds of jokes when I'm around.' And you can be looked at as, 'Wow, he's the bummer in the party.' But I just don't go for that.
David Schwimmer
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After fifty everything that doesnt hurt doesnt work!
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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I'm shocked by people getting divorced all the time; that's why I choose to work on it. Therapy helps us. It's so easy to grow apart. Marriage takes work. I suppose you can work it out by talking to each other - I'd just prefer to have a referee. It reminds us why we're together.
Courteney Cox
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Through years of secret work, scientific and basic ground work was laid, in order to be ready again to work the German Armed Forces at the appointed hour, without loss of time or experience.
Gustav Krupp
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I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.
Jarod Kintz
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Hmm mmm I mean, work is work, I'll take whatever work I can get.
Matthew McGrory
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Often, I work out of my work. One work takes me to the next thing.
Jim Hodges
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People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get.
Frederick Douglass
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A novel is not just a work of art: It is somehow a work of life as well.
George P Elliott
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I find the light and work it, work it, work it.
Janice Dickinson
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There is no shortcut to perfection. All it takes is hard work, and more hard work.
Kim Jong Hyun
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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Whoever happens to give birth to mischievous children lives always with unending grief in his spirit and heart.
Hesiod
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In other words, the man who is born into existence deals first with language; this is a given. He is even caught in it before his birth.
Jacques Lacan
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