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Funny Workout Or Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Workout Or" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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My fiance and I have been running, we have a new puppy so we've been running every day, But I hate it when actors talk too much about their workout regiments because personally, I hate every second of it, and I hate to give the impression that we just LOVE working out.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Its not as simple as it seems. You shift the weight from high above your head, in your right arm, then your left, then rest it on your shoulders, adding more weight to your back, then your legs. You get a full-body workout just by finding out how many positions you can manage without having to set the weight on the ground. You also discover the stronger and weaker spots in your physique.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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Most people quit exercising early when they don't see results. The reason is: they treat working out like its a LUXURY thing instead of a LIFESTYLE. They only exercise when they feel like it not when they need to. Luxury is temporary, Lifestyle is everlasting.
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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Physical exercise has some value, but spiritual exercise is valuable in every way, because it promises life both for the present and for the future. - 1 Timothy 4:8
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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