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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
Nishan Panwar
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
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Hate a liar more than I hate thief. A thief is only after my salary a liar is after my reality.
50 Cent
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The dollar isnt worth its weight in gold, and the pound isnt worth its weight in ounces.
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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If a man isn't willing to take some risk for his opinions, either his opinions are no good or he's no good
Ezra Pound
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