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Gas Price Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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If you are determined enough and willing to pay the price, you can get it done.
Mike Ditka
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They say money can't buy happiness. I say everyone has a price.
Unknown
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Once we looked at flowers, now we ask the price of land.
Rush
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Too many people today know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Ann Landers
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Good council has no price.
Giuseppe Mazzini
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They say everyone has a price. There are those however who's pride is of greater value then money.
Unknown
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I write because I can't imagine not writing.
Richard Price
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Price is what you pay.Value is what you get.
Warren Buffett
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Cause my shit firm and tight, just right and if the price is right I just might.
Trina
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Not everyone has a price. Some of us won't give into the bully.
Unknown
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Everyone has a price. So make me an offer I can't refuse!
Unknown
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Trust me, money can make you do anything. Everyone has a price.
Unknown
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This continuing spike in gas prices is bad for consumers, bad for our economy, and bad for all other businesses. It is hurting us and costing us jobs.
Jodi Rell
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I came here to help make America more competitive and prosperous by developing an energy policy that increases conservation, promotes cleaner technologies, encourages development of renewables and enhances domestic production of gas and oil.
Greg Walden
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As hurricanes Katrina and Rita raged through the southeastern United States last summer, much of America's energy infrastructure based in the Gulf of Mexico was damaged or destroyed causing gas prices to soar.
Rick Renzi
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When, at the age of seven, he blew up the family truck by dropping a match down the gas tank, we should have known he'd grow up to make his living hurling verbal firebombs at presidents.
Larry Speakes
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I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets I hate em! I wanna kick em in the nuts!
Eric Cartman
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Mr. Speaker, high natural gas prices and the summer spike in gasoline prices serve as a stark reminder that the path to energy independence is a long and arduous one.
Judy Biggert
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Russia has a choice to make. No legitimate interest is served when oil and gas become tools of intimidation or blackmail, either by supply manipulation or attempts to monopolize transportation.
Dick Cheney
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People aren't just paying more to fill their gas tanks or when they pay for their heating bills for their home; they are paying more at the grocery store, on air travel and for many other daily expenses.
Dan Lipinski
9 Likes
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