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I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
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I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.
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Robert Pattinson must be the only guy in the world who enjoys his girlfriend being on her period.
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
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The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.
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Investment banking has, in recent years, resembled a casino, and the massive scale of gambling losses has dragged down traditional business and retail lending activities as banks try to rebuild their balance sheets. This was one aspect of modern financial liberalisation that had dire consequences.
Vince Cable
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They say that time heals all wounds, unfortunately it's not just time. It's what you do during that time that will allow wounds to heal. Time by it's self is not enough...Treat yourself like you would your career, invest in you and the payback is priceless!
Billy Lewis
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Almost every comedy you see is about people making all wrong choices and making all the errors of judgement possible. Good comedy is when it works on this scale. Because it is psychologically very real.
Colin Firth
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Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumbprint.
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Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Henry Youngman
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It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of s.. jokes and gross humour.
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Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure.
Nick Clooney
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
Frank Carson
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I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh.
Simon Le Bon
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.
Jim Loy
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The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up next week.
Spike Milligan
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