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George Carlin Weather Quotes & Sayings
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The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
George Carlin
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I get cold really quickly, but I don't care. I like weather. I never understand why people move someplace so that they can avoid weather.
Holly Hunter
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Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
Charles D Warner
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I hope the colder weather won't deter you from continuing to wear slutty summer dresses to the office.
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Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
John Ruskin
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I hope my anus and genitals roasting in 95-degree weather all day doesn't turn you off from giving me oral s.. tonight.
Unknown
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I've never been one to bet on the weather.
Paul Getty
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Summer is delicious. Rain is refreshing, wind braces up, snow is exhilarating; there is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
John Ruskin
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There is no significant man-made Global Warming underway and the science on which the computer projections of weather chaos are based is badly flawed.
John Coleman
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For the man sound of body and serene of mind there is no such thing as bad weather; every day has its beauty, and storms which whip the blood do but make it pulse more vigorously.
George Gissing
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
George Carlin
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Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticide grain, For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain. America, America, man sheds his waste on thee, And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.
George Carlin
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I'm thinking of all these unbelievable comedians I've seen on HBO: Chris Rock, George Carlin, Damon Wayans, Richard Pryor and Billy Crystal. I started having a panic attack seeing my name in that list of people. It was pretty overwhelming.
Bill Burr
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You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.
Ralph Kiner
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Computer modelling for weather forecasting, and indeed for climate forecasting, has reached its limits.
Piers Corbyn
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When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What should I eat, someone else's cake instead?
George Carlin
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The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.
Jean-Paul Kauffmann
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Summer is delicious. rain is refreshing, wind braces up, snow is exhilarating; there is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
John Ruskin
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Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde
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