TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Ghetto Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Ghetto Facebook Status" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny Facebook Status
Ghetto
Sports
Facebook Status
Sayings
Meaning
Weather
Funny Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Witty Facebook Status
Facebook
Drama
Drama Queen
People
Keeping It Real
Being Broke
Facebook
Keeping It Real
Show more
Ghetto
Witty Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Sarcastic
Teenagers
It Is What It Is
Egotism
Interesting
Driving
Travel
Humor
Words
Food
Restaurants
Tomorrow
Short
Best
Expression
Funny
Ex Girlfriend
Ex Boyfriend
Friends With Benefits
End Of The World
New Year
New Years Day
Deception
Ugliness
Homewrecker
Dating
QUOTES
May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake.
Unknown
192 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
Unknown
3730 Likes
Best quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Ex Boyfriend quotes
Ex Girlfriend quotes
May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's.
Unknown
29 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook Status quotes
If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
Seth Rogen
570 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Dating quotes
Humor quotes
Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'
Unknown
619 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
Unknown
521 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Silly quotes
Internet quotes
Humor quotes
I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names...
Unknown
524 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Creative quotes
I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
Unknown
44 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook Status quotes
My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
Unknown
664 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Men quotes
If I had to be any Kardashian sister, I would choose Bruce Jenner.
Unknown
61 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
I hope the NSA is concerned about how often my mother calls me.
Unknown
42 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans...
Unknown
265 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him.
Unknown
1727 Likes
Ex Boyfriend quotes
Facebook Status quotes
You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are.
Unknown
236 Likes
Sarcastic quotes
Facebook Status quotes
If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
Unknown
479 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist.
Unknown
55 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
Nikhil Saluja
487 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Sex quotes
Humor quotes
As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
Unknown
296 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Driving quotes
Sarcastic quotes
Being Annoyed quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
Jon Lajoie
412 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
Unknown
281 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Exercise quotes
Humor quotes
1
...
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 02
Age
Beauty
Being The Other Guy
Cancer
Classroom
Creative
Crying
Deadbeat Dad
Gay
Hard Work
Hedonism
I Hate Boys
I Hate You
Modesty
Mom
Moments
Ridicule
Smoking
Strong Relationship
Teenage
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™