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It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something.
Jack Handey
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People always joke that dog spells god backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see just how well they do, what kind of people they are. The animals are right here, right in front of us. And how we treat these companions is a test.
Linda Blair
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Life is beautiful despite all odds and there is always hope. Never ever give in nor give up.
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All compromise is based on give and take, but there can be no give and take on fundamentals. Any compromise on mere fundamentals is a surrender. For it is all give and no take.
Mohandas Gandhi
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If you treat your life as a joke, then it will become one.
Cv Pillay
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You forgot about the house, you forgot about the ring I remember everything, I just wanna hear you sing I remember the love, right after the fights You can't tell me you don't remember those nights and if I would cry, then you would cry twice To me you are the brightest star under sunlight See take away my title, take away my stripes You give me back my girl and you give me back my life Give me back my girl and you give me back my life
Lil Wayne
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Say, give me strength oh Jah to carry on, And do thy holy word, whoo, yeah, yeah. Give me strength that I can make my stand, Above the sinking sand, ah, oh, yeah.
Luciano
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You wanna hear a joke? The way you treat me....
Unknown
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Life isnt a joke, take it seriously, and love every moment that you do. You only get one chance to make it the best, and be happy that youre living life in peace.
Latia Brown
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Ha ha ha, I like to joke, got a sense of humor? Still face, play me short like an oompa loompa. You ain't gotta screw up your face in front of the kids won't you lighten up like Michael did?
Kendrick Lamar
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God will always give us what is best for us at the right time. We just shouldn't give up on Him even when it seems we aren't getting what we so much love or want now.
Terry Mark
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I believe that we are who we choose to be. Nobody is going to come and save you. You've got to save yourself. Nobody is going to give you anything you've got to go out and fight for it. Nobody knows what you want except you, and nobody will be as sorry as you if you don't get it .So don't give up on your dreams.
Ash Sweeney
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Dear God if I hurt others, give me the strength to apologize.. If people hurt me. give me the strength to forgive .
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Everyone recognizes that's a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn't affect the size of the pizza. And similarly, the stocks, bonds, warrants, etc., issued don't affect the aggregate value of the firm.
Merton Miller
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I always make this joke that I know you were expecting to see the big skirts and the hoops. But that was a long time ago. Artists aren't always seen as real people. If you start out as a teenager, sometimes people want to keep you locked as that. But I'm a woman now.
Jody Watley
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Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
Dwight Schrute
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In times of struggle there's no need to give up. Let God be your ticket to solving the struggles. With a prayer he shall give you the answers you need and it doesn't matter how long his answer takes to come. In the end his answers shall come.
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May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship.
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Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West
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