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Give Me The Keys Your Too Drunk Stewie Griffin Quotes & Sayings
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Since when has being drunk been an excuse? Man up and take responsibility for your actions.
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Listening to drunk people while being sober is entertaining.
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
George Gobel
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I like dumb people cause they make me look smart even when I'm drunk.
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You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.
Gina Gershon
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You never realize how annoying drunk people are until you are the sober one.
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I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.
Claude Williams
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If you feelin' drunk put ya hands in the air
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Being drunk is not an excuse for anything peeps. Take responsibility for your actions.
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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
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Alcohol products never use Drunk people in their adverts...
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When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk.
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Drunk people shouldn't call or text.
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Drunk people don't even realize that they getting hypothermia.
Unknown
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An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.
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I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.
Tracey Gold
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You booze, you cruise, you lose.
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Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
Hannah More
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When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.
Bam Margera
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The speedway ends at the cemetery.
Unknown
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