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Half Drunk Is A Waste Of M Quotes & Sayings
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
Adam Carolla
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
Adam Carolla
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Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment.
Unknown
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I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.
Fiona Apple
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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I will not be any man's half-time, down-time, spare-time, or sometimes. So do not waste my time.
Unknown
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Writing is a job. A drunk writer is about as useful as a drunk surgeon. You can spend the rest of the day swimming in booze, but the hours you write should be sober and with purpose.
Steve Gilliard
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Drunk drivers are somewhat better them people texting while driving cause at least the drunk drivers are trying to look at the road.
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
Demetri Martin
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Just a f***in waste of time, a complete waste of bottles. Ni**as fashion is weak, they be wastin all the models.
Jay-Z
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I don't really care if you want to waste your time. But do not waste mine.
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College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
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We cannot waste time. We can only waste ourselves.
George Matthew Adams
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Our life is half natural and half technological. Half-and-half is good. You cannot deny that high-tech is progress. We need it for jobs. Yet if you make only high-tech, you make war. So we must have a strong human element to keep modesty and natural life.
Nam June Paik
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!
Bob Livingston
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That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly...
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