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It's your 60th birthday! Did you hear me? Hey...'It's your 60th birthday!' Hope your year is better than those ears!
Unknown
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Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.
John Green
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Boy: "Wanna see a magic trick?" "Sure!" Boy: "POOF! Hey, you're single." Boy: "Wanna hear a joke?" Girl: "Sure?" Boy: "Our Relationship..."
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If love could be placed in any order, I would start it with you and end it with me. I would call you my bae for the rest of my days. You would be so far yet still look my way, trying to look away but still say Hey!
Zabi Khojazada
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When you blame yourself, you learn from it. If you blame someone else, you don't learn nothing, cause hey, it's not your fault, it's his fault, over there.
Joe Strummer
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How about our love, love, love, love. Whoowhoo mmmm hey oohh whoowhoo.
Bonnie Raitt
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Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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We became friends as we became a band. Our friendship evolved as the band evolved. It had its ups and downs, but it was mostly ups for the four of us. We got along well almost all of the time. Hey! We liked each other and we still do.
Dave Blood
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Hey ni..., ni..., ni..., ni...You know that sh.. I sold you last week...It's nothin ni... it's nothin, it's nothin...This sh.. here ni..., this sh.. here ni..., this sh.. right here ni..., This shit called Deaf...Death? You mean I'm gonna hit it and die!! Not death ni... deaf...You hit this sh.. twice you wont hear sh..
Katt Williams
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Two kids woke up right after XMas morning...one found a bike by his door ribbon and all...and he said, 'Oh I dont know how to ride. I might fall and get hurt.' the other got nothing but a pile of manure by the front of his house, 'Hey I think my horse is around here somewhere.' A happy life is the the way you see things in life...think positive and you shall find beauty.
Bird Seeds
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Hey you douche in the yellow Ferrari: you're a douche in a yellow Ferrari.
Chanel Dudley
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Hey Gorgeous! Here's wishing you an awesome Christmas. And to make it make is more awesome why don't you begin it with a smile. I love you. Have a brilliant day!
Unknown
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The best to do it we only deal with the facts bi.... Blazin that I'm so amazin on the tracks bi...! (BOUNCE ON 'EM!) And I jump, and I skip, And I hop, and I flip over ni...s like gymnastics (HEY!) Watch the way and I'm givin the streets acid, Bastards ni...s know I'm the king of the classics, Drastic measures, I'm spreadin like a rash bi..., Class is in session you 'bout to get yo' a.. kicked.
Busta Rhymes
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No one left for me to blame but myself cause I asked for this Headed for fame but in my brain, hey can I last in this? Ay five years I'll probably laugh at this Try not to let it wear me out like a bad bi... with fashion sense I keep it fresh while these whack ni...s rehash and shit Jackin styles you know, ski mask and shit I pass these ni...s, they trynna do it how these other ni...s did it I'm trynna live it how no other ni...s ever lived it!
J Cole
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I was told repeatedly, You would be pretty if it weren't for that nose, You'd work more if it weren't for that nose. Hey have you considered getting a nose job?' You would think I had a nose the size of Texas. I was young and impressionable and I was told that enough that I started to believe it, so I got a nose job.
Kathy Griffin
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all periods will now be called Steves. (Shift to a classroom scene) Boy 1: (To another boy) Hey, I'm thinking of cutting third Steve, you in? Boy 2: Yeah, as long as I'm back by fourth Steve. Teacher: (To class) So, if it's a statement, it should always be followed by a Steve. Girl: Mr. Phillips, may I be excused? I'm having my Steve.
American Dad
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I'm pretty mellow, and I stay around South Pasadena and Pasadena a lot because I'm a homebody who's fine with dinner and a movie. But my boyfriend is from Texas, and two years ago, I went there with him on the ultimate trip where we shot guns, drank beer and saw the rodeo. When I got back, I was like 'Let's go to the gun range!' My parents are so anti-gun and I used to be, but now I feel so empowered when I go to the L.A. Gun Club downtown. It's sort of seedy, but hey, I love going.
Alison Brie
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Hey honkies. You folks wanna buy some heroin? Goddamnit, I'm serious. All I'm trying to sell you is some pure fu..ing smack! This is the real stuff! You won't get hooked. I just got back from Vietnam. Ahahaha... scag! Pbbbbbbb... I wanna sell you some pure fu..ing smack... pure... fu.....
Dr Gonzo
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"I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there's a blasting zone, what am I supposed to do, 'Hey-- ah, you might wanna buckle up, blasting zone coming up. Yeah. Just saw the sign. Put the helmets on back there! Yeah I think we're-- (Pow!)-- Oh! We're getting close! (Pow!)-- Oh! This is gonna be a bad blasting zone! Remember that last one--we lost Billy?"
Brian Regan
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