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Hilarious College Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Flying is simple; just throw yourself on the ground and miss.
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You're a hard person to half-assedly shop for.
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I'm not getting you a holiday present because I know you don't like writing thank-you notes.
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The fact is college life is much easier than high school life.
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If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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Shopping is better than s... At least if youre not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
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How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
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Nobody will ever win the battle of the s..es. Theres too much fraternizing with the enemy.
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The atmosphere is amazing. It's honestly one of the best sets I've ever worked on because everyone gets along amazingly. Everyone's hilarious!
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I thought of this really funny thing today. It was hilarious and relatable. Just hysterical.
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I can't wait to have a flamboyantly dressed stranger grope my children.
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If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices, he'll make plenty when he gets to college.
Howard Gardner
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If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.
Chuck Palahniuk
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If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.
Chuck Palahniuk
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If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.
Chuck Palahniuk
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If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.
Chuck Palahniuk
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I want a Secret Santa gift that makes me feel s..ually violated.
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I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
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Here's hoping Santa is able to deliver all his toys before he's shot by an NRA member.
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