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Hilarious News Headline Quotes & Sayings
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
Larry David
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The good news is you don't need to be brilliant to be wise. The bad news is that without wisdom, brilliance isn't enough.
Suman Rai
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These days, it takes only seconds - seconds - for a picture, a photo, to suddenly become an international headline.
Leon Panetta
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Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.
Walter Winchell
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I don't want a headline saying 'Kennedy suggests this or implies that.'
Charles Kennedy
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Mom, I have good news! 'You got a 100 in your math test?!' Mom, I said good news, not a miracle.
Unknown
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Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don't know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!
Anne Frank
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That awful moment when you don't see your school's name scrolling across the bottom of the news after a giant snow storm.
Unknown
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A lot of the stories are internal. They leak it to me wanting to get attention, wanting to get that headline. More times than not, I will not give it to them.
Matt Drudge
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News flash, news flash, its a cruel world.
Wale
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Literature is news that stays news.
Ezra Pound
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For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.
Jon Stewart
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For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.
Jon Stewart
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That's whatever news topic, whatever political process any country is going through - whenever they are in the news, that's when they exist. If you don't see them they don't exist.
Edwidge Danticat
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The bad news is, life isn't easy. The good news is, you don't have to depend on yourself. You can rely on God.
Bilal Zahoor
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'Be comfortable with who you are', reads the headline on the Hush Puppies poster. Are they mad? If people were comfortable with who they were, they'd never buy any products except the ones they needed, and then where would the advertising industry be?
Charles Edwards
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Their coverage on the Fox News Channel has been atrocious. The stuff that comes out of Sean Hannity's mouth has been infuriating. The stuff that Bill O'Reilly says has been illogical. You go up and down the schedule and it's insanity over there. The number of lies, perpetuated, promoted by Fox News is just shameful and it hurts everybody.
David Shuster
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I don't make demands. I don't tell you how it should be. I'll give you options, and it's up to you to select or throw 'em away. That should be the headline: If you're insecure, don't call.
Russell Crowe
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Something's happened in our society which I don't think is beneficial, and that's that you see the public being fed box-office news. Newscasts now, every local station - I've been traveling around the country a lot, and you see the local news, and they give box-office reports.
Bryan Cranston
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Why does the news start with Good Evening and then they tell you everything that's wrong in the world?
Unknown
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