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Home Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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I feel like if we could weaponize drunk bro-dudes we could defeat ISIS in one spring break.
Unknown
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High as fu.., sloppy drunk when I'm passin' through. Rollin' doobies up, yo ho who we pass 'em to.
Wiz Khalifa
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To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.
Sammy Davis Jr
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You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.
Joe Moore
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Cause when the sun sets baby. On the avenue. I get that drunk s.. feeling. Yeah, when I'm with you.
Rita Ora
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Drunk people make me nervous because I'm afraid they will hurt me, break my stuff or say truths to me.
Unknown
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My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.
Unknown
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C'mon, Cindy! We'll just pretend this never happened. You know, like the time we got drunk and went down on each other! -Buffy Gilmore
Scary Movie
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Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over.
Unknown
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Our hotel is designed for guests who stay for five or more nights, but is also perfect for short stays and families who need to feel more at home while they are traveling. We are the ideal place for those travelers who are away from home or the office for several days but still need to have a full kitchen, executive business center and complimentary high-speed Internet access.
Peter Tosh
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If anyone thinks that Jews can steal into the land of their fathers, he is deceiving either himself or others. Nowhere is the coming of Jews so promptly noted as in the historic home of the Jews, for the very reason that it is the historic home.
Theodor Herzl
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Don't you realize that the sea is the home of water? All water is off on a journey unless it's in the sea, and it's homesick, and bound to make its way home someday
Zora Neale Hurston
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Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to
John Ed Pearce
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Life takes you unexpected places, love brings you home.
Unknown
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Let woman out of the home, let man into it, should be the aim of education. The home needs man, and the world outside needs woman.
Pearl S Buck
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YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON HER Sho..!! 2 Nov
Mike Epps
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Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it.
Unknown
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After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me.
Tracey Gold
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