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Relationships are like the weather: Some days you love it, some days you hate it.
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Cuz' I'm delicious...I'm hot, hot, I'm so delicious, Just like my lolli-lollipop.
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I taught you how to cut it, cook it on hot stoves. I taught you how to share em, when fu..ing with hot hos. Taught you how to rock right shit up on your toes
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
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'True Life: I Have A Hot Mom' is easily my favorite True Life.
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Let's say goodbye to the hottest summer on record and to the people who kept reminding us it was the hottest summer on record.
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
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If you take relationship advice from Taco Bell hot sauce packets...Congratulations, you have reached rock bottom.
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This Bastille Day, let's pause to admire a country where leaders are celebrated for screwing hot models rather than impeached for ejaculating on interns.
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I like my men like I like my tea: hot and strong!
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Dope like a crack addict, or a hop head. Spit it clear so you can hear, what I said. Pot head, hot head ni... that got dreads. Got bread stop red get hit with the hot lead.
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Half naked ladies are hot and full dressed ladies are beautiful; HELL IS HOT AND HEAVEN IS BEAUTIFUL.The choice is yours... Have the best of the day...
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How do people look so hot at the beach with their wet hair and their wet bodies and I just look like a real f*cked up piece of seaweed...
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American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957.
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Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.
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Life is like Mother Nature, unpredictable. There's cloudy days and there's sunny days but you have the power to decide the weather of your life.
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Most of the time, I grill over high heat. I like things to move fast. I like the sound and smell of a very hot fire. I gravitate towards dishes that you can get on and off the grill as quickly as possible. After a while, you'll know without thinking about it how hot the fire is.
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I'm in at Hot Wheel and I'm driving real fast and I'm smashing on the gas, I'm tryna do the dash. Hot Wheel...got 200 on the dash.
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