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Humorous Twins Quotes & Sayings
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I'm really into a blush on the eyelid and on the high of the cheek. The singer of 'Cocteau Twins' used to do that, really pink eyelids. It added a little romance to the hard kind of street-edge clothes.
Chloe Sevigny
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
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Well, there are conjoined twins in real life and we can tell a story about them so long as they're not the brunt of the jokes. In this, they're the heroes of this story; we love these guys.
Bobby Farrelly
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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
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Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.
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I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous.
Max Cannon
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I've always tried to explore the humorous aspects of life.
Ted Lange
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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils...
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It's a humorous statement that doesn't mean anything. You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous.
Jimmy Swaggart
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The world is an infinitely fascinating, tragic and humorous place.
Mike Figgis
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The pesimist says: it cannot get any worse. The optimist joyfully exclaims: yes, it can!
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Yo! My best friend best friend till the very end Cause best friends best friends don't have to pretend You need a hand and I'm right there right beside you You in the dark, I'll be the bright light to guide you 'Member the things-things-things that we talk about. All of the time-time-times that you had your doubts And don't forget all the trouble we got into We got something you can't undo-do Laughing so dang hard, overall the things people say, All the scars we share I promise, I swear Wherever you go just always remember That you got a home for now and forever And if you get low just email me whenever This is my oath to you Wherever you go just always remember You're never alone, we're twins for forever, we'll never change no matter the weather. This is my oath to youI know you call me crazy hmm...sometimes know I call you lazy, and that's most times But you complete me, and that's no lie You are my tuxedo, and I'm your bow tie Were always sing sing singing our songs. On SQ all day, day long. And in my eyes you can do-do no wrong you got a best friend? Sing, sing along You should know, you should know, you should know, you should know, yeah(ohhh) Whoa, this is my oath to you(ohhh) Wherever you go just always remember You're never alone, we're twins for forever And we'll never change no matter the weather This is my oath to you
Cher Lloyd
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Douglas Adams
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Mom, thanks for teaching me about boundaries by never observing any.
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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Flip Wilson
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When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
Dwight Schrute
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Eventually I would like to touch all the genres. I would like to do some detective stories, and I want to do a Western. I would want to do humorous Westerns.
Sergio Aragones
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