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Hypocrit Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing all these jokes. I would be like that if I were more awake.
Parker Posey
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
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Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.
Judd Nelson
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I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold.
Bernhard Langer
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Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
Tim Vine
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In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
Frank Dane
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Lebron: I'm proposing to my girl. Kobe: With what?
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
Ron White
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain
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I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers.
Armistead Maupin
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You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
Dylan Moran
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I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
Steve Harvey
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I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.
Ashley Benson
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What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!
Tanya Bianco
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
Unknown
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I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
Nikki Sixx
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
Unknown
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