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I Have Two Doctors My Left Leg And My Right Leg Quotes & Sayings
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Being replaced is like being stabbed in the leg, it hurts really bad, it probably wont kill you, but it makes life difficult and unpleasant... why can't things just be the fairy tale I thought life was supposed to be.
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The amount of back squats, the amount of time I spend hobbling around a set because my trainers beasted me with leg work is just uncountable. I may be a crippled Superman, but at least I'll have great-looking legs.
Henry Cavill
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What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
Bart Simpson
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My stories run up and bite me on the leg-I respond by writing down everything that goes on during the bite. When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off.
Ray Bradbury
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We can't control what the ratings will be. It's like, if you're going to go skiing, do you hope you'll have a good day of skiing? Yes. Do you hope you won't break your leg? Yes.
David Hyde Pierce
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When I came to DreamWorks, I was in bad trouble. They were in bad trouble. They were millions of dollars in the hole and a few days from closing their doors. I was on my last leg.
Toby Keith
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Happy Memorial Day to someone who would stab himself in the leg to avoid military service.
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Out of the tens of thousands of prosthetic legs they've made, there's never been any 400-meter athletes run under 50 seconds. So, if this was such a technologically advanced prosthetic leg, then how come not everyone's qualifying, or coming close to the qualification time, then?
Oscar Pistorius
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Don't want Jackie. Give dem Paul instead. Dem don't want di sweetness between di leg.
Buju Banton
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Lessons learned this morning: don't fall asleep with your leg crossed waiting for your phone to charge and then sleep 6 hours that way.
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I can find every jacket under the sun that I like. But I cannot find trousers cut the way I want them. They're all really tight at the bottom. Nobody does a boot cut on a trouser leg. It drives me crazy.
Jay Kay
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Henny Youngman
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I'm not a superficial, dramatic, makeup caked, bra stuffing, leg spreading, whor... If you can't accept that, you don't deserve me.
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To put down an ideogram of a table so that people will recognize it as a table is not the work of a painter, but to sense it for a moment as a magic carpet with a leg hanging down at each corner is the beginning of a painter's imagination.
Frank Auerbach
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The moral sense, or conscience, is as much a part of man as his leg or arm. It is given to all human beings in a stronger or weaker degree, as force of members is given them in a greater or lesser degree. It may be strengthened by exercise, as may an
Thomas Jefferson
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It took one human error to take my leg and one human error to take my mother's.
Heather Mills
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It has occurred to me that if everyone could be there just once to see for themselves what white phosphorous does to the face of a child or what unspeakable pain is caused by the impact of a single bullet or how a jagged piece of shrapnel can rip someones leg off if everyone could be there to see for themselves the fear and the grief, just one time, then they would understand that nothing is worth letting things get to the point where that happens to even one person, let alone thousands.
James Nachtwey
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I've just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel. I had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process...let's just say before I did a back-flip on a motorcycle I should have learned how to ride one first. I have to go now. I have to empty the puss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals.
Johnny Knoxville
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Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the serpent and the serpent didn't have a leg to stand on.
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While I was doing this reportage, I discovered a man who had one arm and one leg. He'd been run over by a train seven years ago on a drunken night and somehow managed to survive. He was living with his wife and four children in the gravel between railway tracks. I could see that he was very loving towards his children; that they also loved him in return. That he was trying his best to keep his family together. And spent quite a bit of time documenting the life of this family.
James Nachtwey
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